Nobody was expecting us
Oh, god, Monty Python spam…
finally a fandom hijack I can get behind
i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed
will u ever be proud of me mom
wow he sure is hungry
no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first
my new siamese kitten came inside for the first time today
Kids Bop (Anaconda): My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done!
I haven’t agreed with a tag more
Pokemon has the capacity to be frightening as shit, if you read between the lines.
You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes
Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.
I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video.